Attention! Lots of...

Posted on 26 Feb 2015 @ 11:17pm by Clarence Pearl

289 words; about a 1 minute read

Hey. Computer. Pretty, little computer. You know, I am settling onto this ship. Slowly anyway. Did you know the bar has been really busy? I know, you'd think people got enough of drinking on shoreleave. Which is funny, because...well....hey, it doesn't matter.

I've noticed how friendly people are. Flirty. Really flirty with me. It's...unusual. I've never been the bartender who gets flirted with. It's really strange. It makes me feel a bit uncomfortable. And sexy. It know, I am messed up. Don't get me wrong, I am happy with my appearance. I like my body. I work had for my body.

I mean, my body's decent. It's covered up most of the time, but I still like it. Take pride in it.

So I try not to put too much notice in it. Of course, sometimes when you have someone really good looking flirting and your mind wanders...well.

You get a man-reaction.

Which is cool behind a bar, no one's going to stare at that or notice. Not with a counter between us. But out there, like normally? Well, you've seen us all, Computer, you know what we're like. Men, I mean. Males. So yes...I get a bit weird around people paying me that sort of attention. Not because I don't like it, but because I still feel a bit like a teenager. Maybe it's because I spent some time being...well.

Insane is a strong word. Let's just say I was mentally...busy with other matters.

So anyway...I just wanted to say, Computer...that this crew's pretty amazing. Welcoming, flirtatious, sexy and warm. And I can see myself having a great future here!

Computer, end log.

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