Things have changed

Posted on 28 Sep 2014 @ 1:12am by

454 words; about a 2 minute read

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So I'm going stir crazy in here and I see people leave through the doors and I am so jealous! If all I'm going to be doing is laying around and wearing down the carpet why can't I go back to my room and be miserable there... back to Jacob where he can nurse over me... I think He'll look sexy in a nurse' outfit I may have to suggest it to him next time. Whenever I get NEAR the door that crazed woman the one in the wheel chair basically leaves me on the floor with tire marks across my face! HA! I guess I should actually explain why I am even in this god awful situation I think I'm going to die in here either from boredom or killed by one of the crazy doctors my bet is on the latter.

If I ever have to go down into a cave again or even a damned lift I think I might faint. From now on I'm just going to be using Jeffries tube's... Jeffries tubes that's a funny name to name something so not a Jeffry! Oh now I'm getting side tracked I think they're secretly pumping me with drugs of the bad kind because boy! I'm not even sure if the things they do in here are safe medical practice not only the other day did I heard hot wheels (the crazy one in the wheel chair) talk about her bone saw! I hope she didn't use that on me because damn! Again I may faint!

sigh I really cant wait to get out of here I haven't seen the captain or the second officer yet and I'm pretty sure I'll have to have a run in with the counsellor but none as scary as my father... That dude is going to KILL me! I mean throw me out of the airlock, chop my head off NO! Wait bite my head of and use my insides to decorate my room! Though I don't think Jacob would be to amused. I wish he would come visit me though but I heard he was pretty banged up the last away mission the others seemed to be covered in dirt and blood perhaps it was best I didn't see him though we could have been dyeing together im sure we would have looked a pair.

Well I'm being looked at now so I assume they want to do unspeakable things to me again I look like a Borg and I don't think they find my 'RESISTANCE IS FUTILE' jokes at all funny perhaps it's to soon but damn people are so highly sprung on this ship!

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